1. "The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear."

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2. "I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!"

3. "I just like to smile; smiling's my favorite."

4. "First, we'll make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll-House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle."

5. "You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card."

6. "Does somebody need a hug?"

7. "I'm in a store and I'm singing!"

8. "Have you seen these toilets? They're ginormous!"

9. "This place reminds me of Santa's workshop…except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

10. "So, good news... I saw a dog today."

11. "You sit on a throne of lies."

12. "Is there sugar in syrup?"

13. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR."

14. "Son of a nutcracker!"

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