Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Gotta love the Internets: 4,925 “friends” on Facebook, 2,407 “likes” for the salon page on Facebook, a smattering of followers on the website, Twitter, and Instagram, and an unknown number of readers for this blog —

Gotta love the Internets: 4,925 “friends” on Facebook, 2,407 “likes” for the salon page on Facebook, a smattering of followers on the website, Twitter, and Instagram, and an unknown number of readers for this blog — but any given post on any given account never fails to result in at least one person who is utterly convinced that that post was totally directed at them personally.
Generally speaking, I ascribe to a “if the shoe fits” philosophy. Seriously. If it doesn’t have your name on it, or you’re not tagged in it, it might not be about you. Even if it seems custom-made for you.
*sigh*
As much as I love what I do for a living, the addition of social networking leaves me rolling my eyes on a daily basis. If it’s not the comments that people make to me, it’s the comments that people make to other people, or the comments that people make about other people. So much talking about each other, one wonders when we have time to get any actual work done.
But going dark and leaving social networking behind you isn’t realistic. Social networking has taken word-of-mouth advertising to the next level — exponentially. If I were to walk away from the Facebook and the Twitter and the Pinterest and the Instagram, I’d not only miss huge opportunities to reach my target audience and interact with them, but I’d fall out of touch with huge chunks of my industry and risk atrophying into one of those dinosaur techs who haven’t seen anything new in nails since 1985.
I’m working on adapting. Rolling with the punches of new generations, the way they communicate, the words they use to do it, and learning how those generations interpret my communication and the words I use to do it.
I am getting old. Some days I feel it more than others. Today I want to shake a few hundred people for being stupid on the Internet. Tomorrow you can shake me for being stupid on the Internet. But we’re all here together...when we’re not busy actually doing nails.
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.