Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Yes, I am still talking about the new year and resolutions and stuff. No. None of it is about losing weight. I can still bend over and paint my own toenails — I'm doing just fine. It

Yes, I am still talking about the new year and resolutions and stuff. No. None of it is about losing weight. I can still bend over and paint my own toenails — I'm doing just fine.
It occurred to me some years ago that I have made a reputation for myself in the industry based on who I am, not what I do.
And that bites.
Well, mostly, it bites. Because I would be who I am if I were a supermarket cashier or a pole dancer or president of the United States. Who I am is not specific to my career. I am not an outspoken nail artist, I am an outspoken person. I just happen to be an outspoken person who is a nail artist, so most of what I speak out about is nail related. Lucky you. :-)
Nevertheless, I'm not just a pretty face with a high I.Q. I also happen to be a reasonably talented artist who prefers to work in the medium of nails.
So this is the year that I promised myself I would get started on a YouTube channel. Nothing too fancy, just some videos of the stuff I get asked about a lot ... and maybe my dog wearing socks.
Or maybe I'll start making instructional DVDs, or ... or ... or?
I said I was going to start building my empire in 2012. It's just that, now that I've been sitting down with the pen and paper, I'm not sure how one goes about building an empire.
I fear it's going to be slow at first.
Maybe I'll just entertain myself by making my dog wear socks while I try to figure out where to start.
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.