Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
So the other day I was looking through the January 2008 issue of NAILS. You know, all reader-written? A colleague and I had an article about trading places for a day in it and I wanted

So the other day I was looking through the January 2008 issue of NAILS. You know, all reader-written? A colleague and I had an article about trading places for a day in it and I wanted to cut it out and add it to my “brag book.”
I started looking at all the runners-up for the cover contest. I’m not saying the winner didn’t deserve the cover, but it wouldn’t have been my choice. Not after looking at some of the other entries.
That’s when it crossed my mind that if the January issue was really reader written, then the readers should get to decide who wins the cover contest! I mean, after all, if America can vote for its next Idol, why can’t NAILS readers vote for the winning cover of the reader-written issue?
I’ve got it worked out: The fine editors at NAILS still have to sift through dozens, if not hundreds, of entries to narrow down the top 10. Then the 10 finalists get posted on NAILS’ website and we vote! We don’t get to see any info about who did the nails in each photo — and the people who did them better stay hushed up too! And most importantly, we don’t get to see how the voting is going. That way, when the issue comes out, we won’t know which photo to expect to see on the cover.
Then NAILS can do a little blurb on the top 10. Maybe the 1st runner-up can assume the winner’s title and responsibilities should the winner not be able to live up to her obligations. Sorry, just a little beauty pageant humor there.
I’m sure there’s a way to limit each IP address to one vote, so no one can place too many votes for herself. Maybe we’d have to do it “Dancing with the Stars”-style and only have the readers’ votes count for half the score?
Whatever it takes, I have faith that NAILS can pull it off! Let us decide who wins the cover contest and get the readers even more involved with their issue!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.