Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
I think anyone who’s been following me online for long — on any forum — knows that I don’t always come across as “perky”’ or “positive,” or “fun.” I’ve dealt with all sorts of accusations, insults,

I think anyone who’s been following me online for long — on any forum — knows that I don’t always come across as “perky”’ or “positive,” or “fun.” I’ve dealt with all sorts of accusations, insults, and misinterpretations over the years.
It’s not OK. Not really. There’s a real person on the other side of all these electronic words and I get my feelings hurt and then I stomp around the house and the BF has to convince me that all those ‘anonymous’ haters are idiots who don’t know me, who don’t understand my sense of humor, or who take what I say out of context... and let’s face it, the most hateful stuff people say on the Internet is done under the convenient cover of anonymity. Which really says something about its relevance anyway, but doesn’t mean I don’t have to stomp around and rant about it anyway.
But that’s one of those beside-the-point little tangents ... The other day one of my clients was telling me that one of her coworkers was asking who does her nails. So she told her coworker who does her nails. And her coworker said, “Is she grumpy?”
Grumpy? [pout]
Well, yeah. Sometimes I am grumpy. Sometimes I’m goofy. Sometimes I’m bouncing off the walls manic. Sometimes I’m contemplative. Sometimes I’m feisty — OK. I’m feisty all the time. And when I get told that someone has developed a notion of who I am all the time — as a basic rule — from one random Facebook post, or because I put a lot of stock into the “Maggie RANTS” title of this blog, I can’t help but add “mystified” to my list of potential daily emotions.
All I can do is weigh the anonymous input from the Ether against the real-life reactions, relationships, and interactions I have with real people on a daily basis — the people who spend their time with me wiping tears of laughter from their eyes while I admonish them for not sitting still while I make them laugh. I can’t be all that “grumpy” if my clients keep coming back — and enjoying their time here.
I figure something must get lost in the translation between real life and the Internet. So sometimes I have to pout and rant. But mostly, my clients keep laughing, so I’ll take that as a sign that knowing me must not be all bad.
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.