Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Some days I’m all for a challenge. Bring me a photo of nails you found on Pinterest, bring me a dress you need to match, I’m all over it! The wheels get to turning and I’m

Some days I’m all for a challenge. Bring me a photo of nails you found on Pinterest, bring me a dress you need to match, I’m all over it! The wheels get to turning and I’m like a mad scientist on a mission.
But some days I get presented with a challenge that just makes my brain go numb. Sometimes it’s because it’s something that I know I haven’t figured out, sometimes it’s because it’s something that is going to take three times longer than I have allotted in the schedule, sometimes I know the client sitting in front of me doesn’t understand the process and/or product that went into the nails in the picture well enough to accept that there are going to be differences in the final product.
For instance, I have yet to perfect a good ombre effect with gel-polish. For the life of me, I can’t get those Scotch tape stencil designs that are all the rage on Pinterest/Tumblr/Instagram to work with gel-polish.
Hmmm. I see a pattern emerging: I can do nail art ON gel-polish, but not so much WITH gel-polish. Well, I can do some stuff with gel-polish, but I’m not having luck translating some of the polish bloggers’ most popular DIY designs into gel-polish...yet.

And then there’s today’s request to emulate one of my own designs. Which shouldn’t be an issue, right? I mean, it’s my own design. I’ve done it before.
So what’s the catch? Well, I’ve done it with acrylic and the client who wants it wears gel. Which doesn’t seem like a huge issue, except that the original is a French variation using that deep, deep, dark pink on the nail bed. I simply do not have a corresponding gel color.
It took us a while to come up with a working combination — but, ultimately, she left the salon absolutely in love with the results.
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.