Auf Wiedersehen, Good night, Peace Out!
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maybe it’s because the weather is changing and we are in that rare, and short-lived, time of the year when the heat isn’t on and neither is the air conditioning. So there are long periods of

Maybe it’s because the weather is changing and we are in that rare, and short-lived, time of the year when the heat isn’t on and neither is the air conditioning. So there are long periods of the day when the fan doesn’t run in the salon. (My HVAC system is similar to a car’s, with a blower motor that pushes the air into the room, so the fan is almost always running.) Which means it’s much quieter in here through most of the day.
Or maybe everyone’s gone deaf — or thinks I have.
Or maybe the planets are all aligned just right to get everyone all worked up about their daily lives.
Or maybe it’s because we’re alone in this little room together and people feel free to talk without worrying about who will overhear them.
But people are screaming at me lately.
Not like yelling at me, but several of my clients in the last two weeks have taken to speaking at an elevated volume.
It’s hard: I want to say, “Hey! We’re all in the same room, you don’t have to yell.” But I also suspect that some of the yelling is connected to personal stress levels and maybe they just need a place where they can rant.
But they are sitting 18 inches away from me! I suspect I’m visibly cringing at times. You’d think someone would notice.
Sadly, Maggie’s need for balance in her life means saying goodbye to her Maggie Rants blog.
Maggie recalls the time she tried to figure out how to dispose of her salon chemicals.
With a vacation approaching, Maggie can’t wait to put some distance between herself and the drama of the salon.
Maggie doesn’t hesitate to confront clients about past sins.
How sick is too sick for a nail appointment?
Maggie is fed up with clients who won’t get off the phone.
Maggie needs to remind herself that she has options.
Maggie is trading in one writing genre for another.
Maggie knows too much about sanitation to get excited about a strange Jacuzzi tub.
Maggie is no longer certain nails are in her long-term future.
Maggie is learning about the downside of success — scheduling is a nightmare.
Maggie contemplates the limits of her charitable impulses.
Maggie is not too keen on clients bringing in their own nail supplies.
Just because Maggie isn’t with a client doesn’t mean she’s not working.
Twenty-two years of doing nails takes a toll on the hands.
Maggie doesn’t want her product reps dropping by.
Maggie enjoys other people’s drama — up to a point.